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phobso:

My only thought while I watched a final scene in the Guardians of the Galaxy. 


h u m a n i t y

h u m a n i t y 

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neil-gaiman:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

From Sandman #37 by Neil Gaiman and Shawn McManus.
This was written in 1992 people.

Written in 1990, published in 1991… 24 years on. It’s got to have improved a little since then…?

neil-gaiman:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

From Sandman #37 by Neil Gaiman and Shawn McManus.

This was written in 1992 people.

Written in 1990, published in 1991… 24 years on. It’s got to have improved a little since then…?

Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie on Chris Evans’ left boob grabbing problem (x)

oh my god, you magnificent motherfucker.

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Drunk white girls twerking be like

Drunk white girls twerking be like

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

it terrifies me that people don’t realize this….

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scales are literally the bane of my existence

scales are literally the bane of my existence

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antivian:

ME2, ME3, DA:O, and DA2 are on sale @ Origin! For $5.99!

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i cant even handle this gif.

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